Mog is so cheap... HE'S IN IT FOR THE MONEY. WHY?! We let his cuteness deceive us! NOOOOO.

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Moogles, then again, when given actual personalities, they're almost always merchants. It's odd, no?

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"BLAST IT! THAT WAS A RECIPE FOR SCONES PASSED DOWN BY MY MUMSY!
-England getting mad at America for insulting his scones

It took us a couple of purchases before finding out Mogs can actually talk.

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Moogles or Wall Street Bankers?

I would prefer a moogle.

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This topic offends me!

Our wares are the finest quality, kupo!~

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I think the saying your thinking of "is don't trust an accountant with your money" which doesn't offend me.

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