Ok guys, new game. Objective: simple. Claim the hill by any means necessary.
Rules: No speaking in past tense (Eg "I had 10 years in the past planted a bomb in your head. boom! My hill." or "No your monkey powered fighter jets are void cause I killed all the monkeys. My hill."

Ok, i'll start. I find a hill. My hill

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"I'm... a puppet?" "...failed experiment..." "...never that close..." "...friends, right?" "I am..."

"Cloud, SOLDIER 1st class"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit.
Trophies suck because they're stupid and lame and nothing like Achievements except the bits that are a blatant rip-off.

I slingshot you off the hill. My Hill

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I pushed you off the hill. My hill

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I blow you up off the hill. My hill.

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PSN: Razgriz247 Steam: Razgriz247

I shot you off the hill. My hill

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I recover and send Pokemon after you, whih maul you off the hill. My hill.

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PSN: Razgriz247 Steam: Razgriz247

I use potions and heal, I shot you with a canon. My hill

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I dodge the blast and use a missle on the cannon, blowing you away. My hill.

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PSN: Razgriz247 Steam: Razgriz247

I kick you in the head and you roll down the hill. My hill.

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"I'm... a puppet?" "...failed experiment..." "...never that close..." "...friends, right?" "I am..."

"Cloud, SOLDIER 1st class"
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit.
Trophies suck because they're stupid and lame and nothing like Achievements except the bits that are a blatant rip-off.

I put on a mech suit and blast you off. My hill.

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GU Rules

PSN: Razgriz247 Steam: Razgriz247