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AnthonyB63
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June 09, 2009 06:36:45 PM   

Mmm talk nerdy to me baby Wink
Ok here's a few...hope i remember them right xD

I less than three you….. (my fav)
Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
If I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Want to do some math with me? Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplication.

OK I think I'm done for now XD
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Sam
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June 10, 2009 12:21:14 PM   

My long range scanners picked you out from across the room.
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Eskimo Keith
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June 10, 2009 12:32:38 PM   

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

I saw this one, didnt come up with it Tongue
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Zero
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June 11, 2009 02:22:04 AM   

How about you invade my space?
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Damian
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June 11, 2009 11:27:40 AM   

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive Big Grin
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Eskimo Keith
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June 11, 2009 12:46:17 PM   

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I thought i'd add this here cos it felt suitable, brilliant song and a gifted singer (not me btw xD)
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gwcommander
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June 11, 2009 11:52:59 PM   

Baby I'm harry potter, come and get on my magic stick!
No, Rubes. You can't play "Pokémon Snap" on PlayStation. You can play "Ape Escape,"
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Ctrl Alt Kill its what your momma wants!
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June 12, 2009 10:47:44 AM   

Click Ctrl Alt Sex to begin...
Sam's song of the moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM60Sn8qxbM
Sam's video of the moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiqMVFPLHSM

I like sports as well as games:
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CookieMage
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June 12, 2009 11:12:04 AM   

My Wizard Staff needs some recharging in your Mana Pool.
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July 11, 2009 04:52:08 AM   

I lost my friend code, can I have yours?
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