A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

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a man stays in a hotel and asks for a a wake up call for 8 a.m so at 8 in the morning a 20 year old on the front desk phones up and says
" here's your wake up call"
the man says back
"thank you and i was wondrin wud u like to join me for breakfast i belive it was you who told me it was included in the room."

The woman says back
" i think that it is very inappropriate would u like anything else"

The man says yes ill have a wake up call for 8.02" so one minute later the woman rings back and says "here's your wake up call"

"the man says back have you had time to think about my offer? or coffee can't we just meet for coffee and talk about it?"

The woman says back "i'm sorry this is inappropriate would you like anything else?"

The man says back "Ill have a wake up call for 8.06"

two minutes later she phones back saying " heres your wake up call"

The man says back would you like to meet for coffee or am i just wasting my time?"

The woman says back" i'm sorry but you are starting to harrass me"

the man says back "well love i'm sorry but your phoning me its not gonna stand up very well in court is it." "Well by these records she phoned you every minute after 8"

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