This is just as bad as the Circle Pad Pro IF NOT worse.

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Ahaha, this is hilarious. This laugh brightened my day. I just never can understand Nintendo.

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Typical meeting at Nintendo headquarters...

Iwata: "Okie dokie, fellas! What's first on the bulletin?"

PR Guy: "Well, there's the 3DS's poor performance over the past few--"

Iwata: "Come again?"

PR Guy: "The 3DS, sir? Sales have been slumping."

Iwata: "That's code for 'okay', right?"

PR Guy: "No, sir... It's doing pretty badly, saleswise. People are complaining there's not enough games out for it. None that people really care about anyway."

Miyamoto: "But it has Ocarina of Time?! In 3D! People loved that game, right?"

PR Guy: "It's not improving hardware sales enough. There's also some buzz going on about Sony's new handheld on the internet--"

Iwata: "Ha! We've been making handhelds since the 90's! What do they have on us?"

PR Guy: "Apparently the Vita has two analog sticks--"

Iwata: "The 3DS doesn't have that?!"

PR Guy: "No..."

Iwata: "Shit! We need to get our 3DS another analog stick! Solutions!"

Miyamoto: "How about an add-on?"

PR Guy: "Um...wouldn't that seem a bit tacky for a handheld?"

Iwata: "Genius! Make it so!"

PR Guy: "But most of the library on the 3DS doesn't support--"

Iwata: "Next on the agenda!"

PR Guy: "Apparently we're still getting some overwhelming amount of questions surrounding the WiiU's controller and why only it only supports one of the tablet controllers."

Iwata:[thinks] "Dammit... I knew that was going to bite us in the ass eventually."

Miyamoto: "I have a solution!"

(cue item obtain theme from Zelda)

Miyamoto: "A video monitor peripheral for the WiiMote!"

PR Guy: "Uuuhhh... Are you out of your Vulcan--"

Iwata: "GEEEENIUUSSS!! Miyamoto! You're an innovative genius!"

Miyamoto: "I know!"

Iwata: "Any other important matters to discuss?"

PR Guy: "Yes! The American branch is still getting large complaints about Xenoblade and The Last Story not reaching--"

Iwata: "Meeting adjourned! Let's order some pizza!"

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Wow, how long that it take you to think of that, @TheNinjaMax? xD

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(November 08, 2011 02:41:48 AM)Corndogg Wrote:  Wow, how long that it take you to think of that, @TheNinjaMax? xD

Made most of that up on the spot. ^^;

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(November 08, 2011 03:39:21 AM)TheNinjaMax Wrote:  Made most of that up on the spot. ^^;

You mean you're actually the Nintendo staff member responsible for taking minutes at their meetings, right?

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(November 08, 2011 10:49:16 AM)Chloe Wrote:  You mean you're actually the Nintendo staff member responsible for taking minutes at their meetings, right?

Uh oh! Time to blame Max for everything that Nintendo puts out! *Points finger at Max* YOU!

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