Looks like Portal 2 has been delayed yet again. The new retail date for Portal 2 will be April 18, two months later from the already delayed February 9, 2011 release.
Here's what Valve had to say about the delay,
"Valve today announced that Portal 2 -- the sequel to the ground-breaking title that won over 30 game of the year awards, despite missing its original ship date -- will now be available the week of April 18th, 2011."
Sounds pretty upsetting so far.
"This two month slip not only marks the shortest delay in Valve's proud tradition of delays, it represents the approaching convergence of Valve Time and Real Time. Though this convergence spells doom for humanity, it will not affect the new Portal 2 release date."
You may commence the tear-filled laughter.