Last night at midnight, I got into my Honda Civic and drove two miles to my local Gamestop where my copy of the Vita was waiting for me. Suffice it to say, I didn't have to wait long before I was cradling Vera (I named her) in her box with Nathan Drake keeping her company as I made the drive home.
Before I ripped into her casing, I had a slight moment of clarity and decided that I would share the experience of Vera's birth into this world, much like the inappropriate videos of women having children. I will take you through what's inside the box, what the Vita looks like, how big it feels, and how great the graphics are, all the while shaking the camera to seizure inducing amounts.
Want to know what you can expect from the Vita? Check out the video below to see just what it is and also to see why my love for Vera was set at first sight. Welcome to the world of the new handheld console, ladies and gentlemen; you won't want to miss it!